Archive for » February 1st, 2008«
01
Feb 2008
“Wait…wait…can we use that name?”
“Why not?”
“Isn’t it copyright infringement?”
“I don’t know. Mel Brooks did it.”
“I’m sure he got permission.”
“From who?”
“The Shelley estate?”
“They’re still around?”
“Well, I think they have grandkids or something. They hold the copyright.”
“Fine. I’ll be Iganov and you be Goldfrankenman.”
“Goldfrankenman? That’s the best you can come up with?”
“Christ, you want Italian? Frankenetti. German? Frankendorf. Irish? McSteeny. American? Jackass. Take your pick!”
“Did someone not take their happy pills this morning?”
