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Jun 2008
We’ve come upon the last post from the Boddie blog that I’ll be moving over here. For all you recluses and antisocials out there, this product is for you.
What better way to keep those annoying trespassers off of your freshly seeded grass than a carnivorous plant that kills it’s prey with it’s own slimy spit? While these Venuses are still only large enough to maim your ordinary house fly, I’m sure, with science and their wily ways, they’ll take a break from their attempt to bring dinosaurs back to life and mutate these Alien cousins into six-foot tall guard plants that hawk loogies of doom. Screw ADT. When these puppies come out, all you’ll need is a giant pot and a fresh stock of medium-sized mammals and you’re good to go.
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